for my peeps

there are a good number of people who mock my vernacular, most commonly, my use of the word "peeps" (people) and "deets" (details).

one of these people who mock me is dave. i may have creative vocabulary, but wow. he is wordy. and he is in marketing. :) and for the record, here is everything you ever wanted to know about peeps.

when he was one of the lucky three guys who received a box of purple peeps from me (in honor of relay), this was left on my voicemail:

thanks for the peeps.

although, have you ever eaten one of those? good $%!&*#^. it's like, it's like, i don't know, i can't even describe it, it's like a snowcone burped. i don't know. it's the weirdest. what are those? they're not natural.

i think they only come out once a year because if you eat more than three, you're diabetic. which i did, that's how i know. my teeth hurt, they're actually aching. i think they're coming loose.

don't mean to sound ungrateful, but i still will not use the word or acknowledge that it exists.

but, you know, thanks...