Thursday, June 21, 2007


while discussing the invite list for the wedding...

jonathan: shel, what does this mean?

shelley: what?

jonathan: it seems like a lot of our wedding guests have STDs.

shelley: what are you talking about?

jonathan: here. [showing me the spreadsheet] they all have 1 listed under "STD".

shelley: babe, that's not "STD" as in "STD". it's showing that they should get a 'save the date' card. it means they live far away.

jonathan: oh, good. i was worried there would be a lot of people in blue dresses.

(shelley's note: jonathan was present the evening of the estrogen militia bbq at my house and overheard stella telling a story about how brides who wear blue dresses have STDs. you never know what you'll hear when stella starts talking. so glad that jonathan overheard that particular conversation. yup, my friends don't seem odd at all.)


Stella said...

I can't believe you outed me!

Jonathan said...

You?? I can't believe she outed me!!! It's not our fault she's jealous of how witty we are. Right Alan?

shelley said...

denny crane.

shelley said...


shelley mauss.

kat said...

I am still scratching my head over overhead or overheaRd???

shelley said...

it's overhead if i'm standing above you while telling you the story.

and now, it's overheard.

good eyes. :)

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