there once was a city girl in rainier
who frolicked with the trees, dirt and deer
until the cold, snowy morning
the power turned off without warning
and she was left to freeze her rear.
(and yes, the power to the town returned about nine hours later. the house was less than 50 degrees inside. viper was bundled. and no, there is no wireless internet when there is no power. god only knows why i thought i could still surf the web with a full laptop battery and a wireless card, yet no power.)
2 comments:
Jonathan- you really need to get in gear,
and get the chimney cleaned,
so your bride does not freeze her rear!
Ok, so that was my lame attempt at a poem. :)
The chimney will be cleaned,
but of course you would glean
the part that was only my fault.
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