With quotes like these...

One might wonder what kind of a BBQ it was tonight.

• "My balls are wet."
• "How are we supposed to get our balls past that wall?"
• "It's okay if you hit something. The house, the fence, the wall. Doesn't matter."
• "It’s right between Shelley’s gold balls."
• "The larger balls don't act like the smaller one."
• "Are you sure we're allowed to do this?"

You sickos.

We were in a highly competitive game of bocce ball.